{"product_id":"im-a-virgin-graphic-tee","title":"I'M A VIRGIN\" Graphic Tee – Deadpan Statement T-Shirt, Black, Vintage White Print","description":"\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe NoContext \"I'M A VIRGIN\" Graphic Tee is a black, classic-fit T-shirt with a small, centered white print in a slightly blurred vintage typeface. It is a deadpan joke tee for adults.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe humor is dry and low-key rather than loud. It reads like an inside joke and is made to poke fun at assumptions and start conversations at shows, parties or coffee shops. The back is clean, so all the attention stays on the front. Wear it on its own or layered under a jacket for an offbeat streetwear look.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003eThe medium-weight cotton and reinforced neck and shoulder tape help it keep its shape through repeated wear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmall, centered white print on solid black\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eVintage, slightly blurred typeface\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-weight fabric (6.0 oz\/yd² \/ 203 g\/m²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% cotton on solid colors (heather blends vary, for example Athletic Heather 90\/10 and Charcoal Heather 50\/50)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTwill neck and shoulder tape to prevent stretching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitched sleeves and hem\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar that retains its shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted with DTG for crisp detail\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eDetail\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth scope=\"col\"\u003eInfo\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMaterial\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e100% cotton (solid colors)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFabric weight\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e6.0 oz\/yd² (203 g\/m²)\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eFit\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eClassic [confirm unisex]\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eColor\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eBlack [list other colors if available]\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSizes\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e[list sizes] with size chart\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003ePrint\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eDTG, small centered front print, clean back\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eCare\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C\/90°F), no bleach, tumble dry low, iron on low, do not dry clean\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e3. What Should I Use This Tee For?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCasual everyday wear:\u003c\/strong\u003e a simple black tee with a joke\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eConcerts and shows:\u003c\/strong\u003e a conversation starter\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eParties and social events:\u003c\/strong\u003e an icebreaker\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLayering:\u003c\/strong\u003e under a jacket for a streetwear look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eJoke gifts:\u003c\/strong\u003e for friends with a dry sense of humor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e4. Why Should I Buy This Tee?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSubtle humor.\u003c\/strong\u003e It is deadpan and not loud, so it works for people who prefer understated jokes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSimple design.\u003c\/strong\u003e A small centered print on black goes with most outfits.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHolds its shape.\u003c\/strong\u003e It has reinforced neck and shoulder tape and double-needle stitching.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eComfortable cotton\u003c\/strong\u003e in a medium weight.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEasy care.\u003c\/strong\u003e It is machine washable.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e5. Why Choose NoContext?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWe make funny apparel and accessories designed to make people look twice.\u003c\/strong\u003e Unexpected jokes, bold designs, zero context required.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eShipping:\u003c\/strong\u003e [add countries and delivery times]\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eReturns:\u003c\/strong\u003e [add your return window]\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eProduction:\u003c\/strong\u003e [say whether items are made to order]\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePayments:\u003c\/strong\u003e [add your payment methods]\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr\u003e\n\u003ch3 dir=\"ltr\"\u003e6. FAQ\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat does the tee say?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt reads \"I'M A VIRGIN\" in a small, centered white print in a slightly blurred vintage typeface, on solid black.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs the print big or small?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSmall and centered on the front. The back is clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat is it made of?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e100% cotton on solid colors. Heather colors are blends, for example Athletic Heather 90\/10 and Charcoal Heather 50\/50.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow does it fit?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt has a classic fit. [Add a size chart and sizing advice.]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow is the design printed?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is applied with DTG printing for crisp detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIs it suitable for kids or the workplace?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt is adult humor intended for adults. Consider the setting before wearing it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHow do I wash it?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMachine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F), no bleach, tumble dry on low, iron on low, and do not dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWill it keep its shape?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eTwill neck and shoulder tape and double-needle stitching are there to prevent stretching and add durability.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhat sizes and colors are available?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e[List them.]\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"ltr\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDo you ship internationally?\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e[Confirm your shipping countries.]\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":53276921233775,"sku":"20149873302741036237","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":53276921266543,"sku":"24751264746452730799","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":53276921299311,"sku":"45488235592545562745","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":53276921332079,"sku":"15969524398635494977","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":53276921364847,"sku":"28227326428107592366","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":53276921397615,"sku":"14582497999282537884","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0987\/3663\/6271\/files\/5837361068001886065_2048.jpg?v=1786157036","url":"https:\/\/nocontexttees.store\/products\/im-a-virgin-graphic-tee","provider":"NoContext","version":"1.0","type":"link"}